80 Choking Pick Up Lines And Rizz

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Looking for a laugh? Dive into the realm of cringeworthy encounters with the most absurd “choking” pick-up lines that have somehow made their way into modern flirting. From the hilariously misguided to the downright bizarre, these lines toe the line between humorous and just plain uncomfortable. Join us on a journey through the awkward world of pickup attempts gone awry, where even the most well-intentioned compliments can leave you gasping for breath… but not necessarily in a good way.

Choking Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a fire extinguisher? Because you just took my breath away.
  2. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and choked me on the way down.
  3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I can’t breathe.
  4. Is there a map to your heart? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and choking on my words.
  5. Are you a CPR dummy? Because you take my breath away and make me feel like I’m suffocating.
  6. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams, and now I’m choking on my words.
  7. Are you an asthma inhaler? Because you make me breathe easier, yet I still feel like I’m choking on air.
  8. Are you an elevator? Because every time I see you, my heart stops and I feel like I’m choking on the silence.
  9. Are you a piece of gum? Because I can’t help but choke on my words whenever you’re around.
  10. Are you a scuba diver? Because you take my breath away, and I feel like I’m drowning in your eyes.
  11. Are you a traffic jam? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the exhaust fumes of love.
  12. Are you a doctor? Because every time you’re around, my heart rate skyrockets and I feel like I’m choking on my feelings.
  13. Are you an airbag? Because whenever I’m around you, I feel like I’m about to crash and choke on my words.
  14. Are you a microwave? Because every time I see you, my heart races, and I feel like I’m choking on the anticipation.
  15. Are you a seatbelt? Because every time I’m with you, I feel safe yet also like I’m choking on my emotions.
  16. Are you a cloud? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m floating, yet also like I’m choking on the moisture in the air.
  17. Are you a police officer? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat, and I feel like I’m choking on my excitement.
  18. Are you a cat? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the fur of my emotions.
  19. Are you a balloon? Because every time I’m around you, I feel light-headed and like I’m choking on the helium of love.
  20. Are you a light bulb? Because every time I see you, I feel enlightened yet also like I’m choking on the brightness of my feelings.
  21. Are you a plant? Because every time I’m around you, I feel like I’m choking on the oxygen of my affection.
  22. Are you a chef? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the spices of love.
  23. Are you a candle? Because every time I’m around you, I feel like I’m choking on the flame of my desire.
  24. Are you a polar bear? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the ice of my love for you.
  25. Are you a rainbow? Because every time you’re near, I feel like I’m choking on the colors of my affection.
  26. Are you a fairy? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the magic of love.
  27. Are you a squirrel? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the nuts of my emotions.
  28. Are you a clock? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the ticks and tocks of my affection.
  29. Are you a tree? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the leaves of my love.
  30. Are you a storm? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the raindrops of my affection.
  31. Are you a violin? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the music of my love.
  32. Are you a mountain? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the peaks of my affection.
  33. Are you a cave? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the echoes of my love.
  34. Are you a river? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the currents of my affection.
  35. Are you a flower? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the petals of my love.
  36. Are you a fish? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the scales of my affection.
  37. Are you a sunset? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the colors of my love.
  38. Are you a spider? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the webs of my affection.
  39. Are you a book? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the words of my love.
  40. Are you a dream? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the possibilities of my affection.
  41. Are you a comet? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the tail of my love.
  42. Are you a rainbow? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the colors of my affection.
  43. Are you a volcano? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the lava of my love.
  44. Are you a star? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the light of my affection.
  45. Are you a tree? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the leaves of my love.
  46. Are you a flower? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the petals of my affection.
  47. Are you a wave? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the tide of my love.
  48. Are you a snowflake? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the flakes of my affection.
  49. Are you a cloud? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the raindrops of my love.
  50. Are you a breeze? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the whispers of my affection.
  51. Are you a butterfly? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the wings of my love.
  52. Are you a mirror? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the reflection of my affection.
  53. Are you a dream? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the possibilities of my love.
  54. Are you a puzzle? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the pieces of my affection.
  55. Are you a song? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the melody of my love.
  56. Are you a magnet? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the attraction of my affection.
  57. Are you a gem? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the sparkle of my love.
  58. Are you a rainbow? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the colors of my affection.
  59. Are you a horizon? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the beauty of my love.
  60. Are you a comet? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the tail of my affection.
  61. Are you a flower? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the petals of my love.
  62. Are you a star? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the light of my affection.
  63. Are you a tree? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the leaves of my love.
  64. Are you a wave? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the tide of my affection.
  65. Are you a snowflake? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the flakes of my love.
  66. Are you a cloud? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the raindrops of my affection.
  67. Are you a breeze? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the whispers of my love.
  68. Are you a butterfly? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the wings of my affection.
  69. Are you a mirror? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the reflection of my love.
  70. Are you a dream? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the possibilities of my affection.
  71. Are you a puzzle? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the pieces of my love.
  72. Are you a song? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the melody of my affection.
  73. Are you a magnet? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the attraction of my love.
  74. Are you a gem? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the sparkle of my affection.
  75. Are you a rainbow? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the colors of my love.
  76. Are you a horizon? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the beauty of my affection.
  77. Are you a comet? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the tail of my love.
  78. Are you a flower? Because every time I’m near you, I feel like I’m choking on the petals of my affection.
  79. Are you a star? Because every time I see you, I feel like I’m choking on the light of my love.
  80. Are you a tree? Because every time you’re around, I feel like I’m choking on the leaves of my affection.

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